Definition.comFidelity is unadulterated boredom.the art of passing money from one hand to another until it finally disappears. Playboy finance
Definition.comFidelity is sexual exclusivity; the virtue of those so unattractive as to have no hope of sex outside of marriage.Chaz Bufe
Definition.comFidelity is to be expected for one's first wife for the long term - unless she happens to take a second.Francois de la Rochefoucauld