fidelity, n.All

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.

Fidelity is putting all your eggs in one bastard.

Fidelity is the sister of justice.

Fidelity is sexual exclusivity; the virtue of those so unattractive as to have no hope of sex outside of marriage.

Fidelity is unadulterated boredom. ..

Fidelity is a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.

Fidelity is to be expected for one's first wife for the long term - unless she happens to take a second.

Fidelity is unadulterated boredom.

Fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.