fur coat, n.Definitions

A Fur coat is just a leather jacket without the hair removed.

A Fur coat is an outer garment that fattens the figure and slims the wallet.

A Fur coat is made from the hides of many animals-and one husband.

A Fur coat is terrible thing — it takes up to forty dumb animals to make one, but only one to wear it.

A Fur coat is a collection of disemboweled mammal corpses draped around the shoulders of wealthy women and frequently splattered by angry activists in leather sandals.