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A Golfer is a man who keeps his elbows straight for e'ighteen holes, but bends it on the nineteenth.
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A Golfer is a guy who has the advantage over a fisherman, he doesn't have to bring home anything when he brags he had a great day.
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A Golfer is a guy who can walk several miles toting a hundred pounds or more of equipment, but who has little Junior bring him the ashtray.
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The Golfer is in an advantaged position vis-a-vis the fisherman because he doesn't have to show anything to prove his success.
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