golfer, n.All

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?In case he got a hole in one

A Golfer is a guy who can walk several miles toting a hundred pounds or more of equipment, but who has little Junior bring him the ashtray.

A Golfer is a man who hits and tells.

What do golfers wear at tournaments?Tee shirts

The Golfer is in an advantaged position vis-a-vis the fisherman because he doesn't have to show anything to prove his success.

What’s a golfer’s favorite lunch?A club sandwich

A Golfer is a person who yells fore, takes six, and puts down five.

A Golfer is a guy who has the advantage over a fisherman, he doesn't have to bring home anything when he brags he had a great day.

Why didn’t the golfer get his homework doneHe wouldn’t stop puttering around

A Golfer is a man who keeps his elbows straight for e'ighteen holes, but bends it on the nineteenth.