grandfather, n.Definitions

Grandfather is like getting a telegram from the mortuary.

A Grandfather is for loving and fixing things.

A Grandfather is someone with silver in his hair and gold in his heart.

A Grandfather is a man who can't understand how his idiot son had such brilliant children.

A Grandfather is a man whose daughter once married someone who was vastly her inferior mentally but consequently gave birth to unbelievably brilliant grandchildren.