haircut, n.Definitions

A Haircut is, when bad, two men’s shame.

A Haircut is essentially a buy-one-get-the-other-99,000 free.

A Haircut is the least painful measure of time.

The Haircut is fixed by time, which will also kill the barber.

A Haircut is a thing where the longer it is, the shorter it is.

A Haircut is never really much of a disaster for men — as they say, the difference is between a good haircut and a bad haircut is this: two weeks.