hand sanitizer, n.Definitions

Hand sanitizer is a quick-and-dirty vaccine.

Hand sanitizer is a poor man's lava lamp.

Hand sanitizer is listerine for your hands

Hand sanitizer is like letting your immune system ride the elevator

Hand sanitizer is paper-cut-locator gel.

Hand sanitizer is a stuff whose main ingredient is paranoia.

Hand sanitizer is a stuff that could be marketed as paper cut finder.

Hand sanitizer is not an alternative to washing your hands. Doing so is like spraying febreeze on your clothes instead of washing them.