health food, n.Definitions

Health food is the food they serve in hell.

Health food is disgusting. The stuff will make you sick.

Health food is any food whose flavor is indistinguishable from that of the package in which it is sold.

Health food is the perversity of nature for nature puts most of the vitamins in the foods we don't like.

Health food is expensive. In fact, it's almost hard to swallow how expensive it is.

Health food is supposed to be bland — too much taste makes waist.

Health food is empirically unhealthy, just as social media is severely antisocial, knowledge workers are very ignorant, and social sciences aren’t scientific at all.

Health food is a family of bland, marginally edible grains, beans, sprouts and other vegetative matter that presumably fortifies the body as effectively as it wilts the spirit.