heart attack, n.Definitions

A Heart attack is mild when it is one you remember.

A Heart attack is basically a leg cramp in the heart.

A Heart attack is Gods revenge for eating his animal friends.

Heart attack is had at no worse time than during a game of charades.

A Heart attack is like having an elephant stand on your chest for ten minutes or longer.

A Heart attack is a painful modem medical disorder, commonly accompanied by death, that is known to afflict middle-aged men who strive valiantly and hopelessly against their natures, toward goals that make them sick.