horse, n.Definitions

A Horse is an oatsmobile

The Horse is what more people bet on than get on.

The Horse is an animal that can never go as fast as your money does when you bet on him.

The Horse is a friend of man - until you start betting on him.

The Horse is an animal that is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

A Horse is a creature beautiful at one end, disgusting at the other, and uncomfortable in the middle

The Horse is what glue is made from, which is a bit odd because if you touch a horse, they're not sticky.

The Horse is an animal whereby there is something about its outside that is good for the inside of a man.