hospital, n.Definitions

The Hospital is the antechamber to the tomb.

A Hospital is a place where people who are run-down wind up.

The Hospital is a place where a nurse wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.

A Hospital is the place where the night nurse wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.

A Hospital is an institution that is dedicated to the cure of disease-and modesty.

A Hospital is a place where the patients want to get better, and the nurses want to get better paid.

The Hospital is like a convent in that one has to leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.

A Hospital is where they wake a patient at the crack of dawn so that he can lie there wondering why they did it!