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is an emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires.

is the biological equivalent of smacking something to get it to work again.

CPR is the biological equivalent of smacking something to get it to work again.

is the human equivalent of smacking the crap out of the TV to get it working again.

is conducted to the beat of both "Staying Alive" and "Another one Bites the Dust". Each of these involves its own special poetic irony.

is basically trying to beat the death out of someone.

is the human equivalent of hitting a machine until it works again.

is the human version of blowing in a video game cartridge and hoping it will work again.