Wilt Like Houseplants

houseplant

is a thing which for some, to buy is basically the same as saying, "I'm going to be the one to murder this!

Buying a houseplant is like saying, "I'M going to be the one to murder this!

is, for some people, a gift that amounts to saying "Here, watch this die and feel bad about it."

Giving me a houseplant is basically saying "Here, watch this die and feel bad about it.

is basically a fish that you have to water

houseplants are basically fish that you have to water

is a little magic fairy sprinkling its goodness all around.

houseplants are basically little magic fairies sprinkling their goodness all around.…

is a low maintenance pet that doesn't run out into traffic

Houseplants are basically low maintenance pets that don't run out into traffic

Houseplants are just tamagotchis for adults