houseplant, n.All

A Houseplant is like a caged animal.

A Houseplant is a little magic fairy sprinkling its goodness all around.

A Houseplant is, for some people, a gift that amounts to saying "Here, watch this die and feel bad about it."

I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way my children do.

A Houseplant is a thing which for some, to buy is basically the same as saying, "I'm going to be the one to murder this!

A Houseplant is just a pet vegetable

A Houseplant is basically a fish that you have to water

A Houseplant is just a tamagotchi for adults

A Houseplant is a low maintenance pet that doesn't run out into traffic