lettuce, n.Definitions

Lettuce is all skirts.

Lettuce is the prawn-cocktail's winding sheet.

Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.

Lettuce is a vegetable that knows something that you don't. It knows for sure if the light in the refrigerator really goes out when the door is closed.