lettuce, n.All

What does a priest say at a salad's funeral?Now lettuce pray

What did Bacon say to Tomato?Lettuce get together

Lettuce is a vegetable that knows something that you don't. It knows for sure if the light in the refrigerator really goes out when the door is closed.

Why did the lettuce close its eyes?Because it saw the salad dressing

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?Because it's all heart

Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.

Lettuce is the prawn-cocktail's winding sheet.

Lettuce is a member of the sunflower family.

Lettuce is all skirts.

Lettuce is the world's most popular green vegetable

Lettuce is not all equally healthy --- dark green lettuce leaves are more nutritious than lighter ones