lobster, n.Definitions

The Lobster is a big wet cockroach

A Lobster is a prawn with upgrades

A Lobster is a crab and a fish at the same time.

A Lobster is a shrimp wearing boxing gloves

A Lobster is an animal that never comes ashore without great risk of getting into hot water.

The Lobster is an animal that seems like the result of a terrible genetic accident involving nuclear radiation and cockroaches.

The Lobster is eaten by some people for flavor, by some for nourishment, but by most for exercise.

The Lobster is an animal which, if looked like puppies, people could never drop them in boiling water while they're still alive.