lobster, n.All

A Lobster is an animal that never comes ashore without great risk of getting into hot water.

A Lobster is a prawn with upgrades

The Lobster is a big wet cockroach

Lobsters are biologically immortal.

The Lobster is an animal that seems like the result of a terrible genetic accident involving nuclear radiation and cockroaches.

The Lobster is an animal which, if looked like puppies, people could never drop them in boiling water while they're still alive.

Spiny lobsters migrate in groups of 50 or more, forming a conga line on the ocean floor

Lobsters are not always red. About 1 in 5,000 North Atlantic Lobsters is born bright blue.

Lobsters have curious blood. It is normally transparent, but then turns blue when exposed to oxygen.

A Lobster is a shrimp wearing boxing gloves

A Lobster is a crab and a fish at the same time.

Lobsters can live up to 50 years

The Lobster is eaten by some people for flavor, by some for nourishment, but by most for exercise.