massage

ology (the study of)

is a method of pounding the hides of people who are anxious to hide their pounds.

MASSAGE 508 MATERIALISM MASSAGE Massage is a method of pounding the hides of people who are anxious to hide their pounds.

is a treatment designed to take weight off a person, but mostly off the person giving it.

Massage is a treatment designed to take weight off a person, but mostly off the person giving it.

is preferable to sex because one can't give oneself a massage.

I prefer a massage to sex, because you can't give yourself a massage.

is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.

Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.