microwave, n.Definitions

The Microwave is a clock that makes takeout leftovers edible.

The Microwave is a radio that makes water angry.

A Microwave is a molecular mosh pit

The Microwave is a reverse freezer.

The Microwave is a personal chef - (the freezer is a sous chef).

A Microwave is a time machine that takes your food back to the time when it was hot.

The Microwave is a device that just shakes your food up really hard on the atomic level.

A Microwave is an odd name. It's like calling a hose a water.