microwave, n.All

The Microwave is a personal chef - (the freezer is a sous chef).

The Microwave is a radio that makes water angry.

I have a button on my microwave that says 'stop time'I assume it means the timer, but I don't touch it, just in case

The Microwave is a device that just shakes your food up really hard on the atomic level.

Grapes form plasma and then explode when you put them in the microwave

A Microwave is a molecular mosh pit

The Microwave is a clock that makes takeout leftovers edible.

A Microwave is a time machine that takes your food back to the time when it was hot.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

A Microwave is an odd name. It's like calling a hose a water.

The Microwave is a reverse freezer.