monopoly (game), n.Definitions

Monopoly (game) is Dungeons and Dragons for accountants.

Monopoly (game) is a game about who can be the biggest dick.

Monopoly (game) is just fucking over your homies in a board game

Monopoly (game) is a game whose entire objective is to crash a local economy.

Monopoly (game) is basically America: The Game; created to show the inequities of unfettered capitalism, and incredibly popular not because people understand the lesson but because they think they’ll end up on top and screw everyone else.

Monopoly (game) is basically LIFE, a great game to teach to kinds where there are no happy endings, just zero-sum mathematical equations.

Monopoly (game) is a game that teaches kids the important lesson that having enough money means you can easily get out of jail.

Monopoly (game) is a game that should have a millenial edition where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.