Twister is just competitive yoga
Twister is foreplay with gameshow elements
Twister is an orgy with your clothes on.
Twister is just slow-motion Dance Dance Revolution.
Twister is just an extremely safe orgy
Twister is a slow-motion dance off.
Twister is a game for people who don't have the guts to start an orgy
Twister, all 12 cards.