mustache, n.Definitions

A Mustache is just a mouthbrow

A Mustache is a hairy frown.

A Mustache is a hairy arrow that points at your nose.

A Mustache is just a bow tie for your face.

A Mustache is just a cape for your mouth

A Mustache is just a cold sore's baseball cap.

A Mustache makes a man whole. A man without one is like a woman with only one breast.

A Mustache adds spice to a kiss. A kiss without one is like an egg without salt.