mustache, n.All

A Mustache adds spice to a kiss. A kiss without one is like an egg without salt.

A Mustache is just a cold sore's baseball cap.

Adolf Hitler wore his mustache in that fashion after shaving it to fit his gas mask in World War I

A Mustache is just a mouthbrow

Mustaches filter in the air breathed in through the nose.

Mustaches can hold as much as 30ml of liquid.

A Mustache is just a cape for your mouth

Mustaches have around 600 hairs

A Mustache is just a bow tie for your face.

A Mustache is a hairy frown.

A Mustache is a hairy arrow that points at your nose.

A Mustache makes a man whole. A man without one is like a woman with only one breast.