necktie

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I have a hankering to go back to the Orient and discard my necktie. Neckties strangle clear thinking.

is starting the day by tying a little noose around one's neck.

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties' How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck'

, when clean, readily attracts the soup of the day.

A CLEAN tie attracts the soup of the day.

is a penis pointer, a kind of symbolic pissing contest for business men.

a tie is a penis pointer, a kind of symbolic pissing contest for business men.

is a symbolic penis, a compensation for the symbolic castration men undergo daily in the business world.

a tie is a symbolic penis, a compensation for the symbolic castration men undergo daily in the business world.