necktie, n.All

The Necktie strangles clear thinking.

A Necktie is a penis pointer, a kind of symbolic pissing contest for business men.

Did you hear about the 2 silk worms in a race?It ended in a tie

A Necktie is an adult bib.

A Necktie is a soft man-necklace.

The Necktie is starting the day by tying a little noose around one's neck.

necktie. . . was first worn in Croatia, which is why they were called cravats.

Two silkworms held a raceit ended in a tie

A Necktie is a dude-collar and leash.

The interviewer asked me to talk a bit about my dreamsI told her I once had one was about a T-Rex who didn't get a job because he couldn't tie a tie

A Necktie , when clean, readily attracts the soup of the day.

Why don't neckties have any practical function?They just do knot.

What did the cactus wear to his job interview?A cactie

A Necktie is a symbolic penis, a compensation for the symbolic castration men undergo daily in the business world.