onion, n.Definitions

The Onion is able to make even Heirs and Widows weep.

An Onion is an angry fire apple

The Onion is smelled by the eyes.

An Onion is the only thing that will make a cynic shed tears.

The Onion is not to be eaten, for its smell will reveal that one is a peasant.

An Onion is a vegetable that builds you up physically and tears you down socially.

The Onion is the only food-stuff that causes tears prior to being served.

The Onion is not self-righteous like the proletarian potato, nor a siren like the apple, not a show-off like the banana.