orphan, n.Definitions

The Orphan is the destiny of us all.

An Orphan is a living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude

An Orphan is the best spouse: you never have to spend boring holidays with the in-laws.

An Orphan is one for whom every bag of chips is family sized.

Orphan is a living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude.

An Orphan is what you’ll wish you had been when you see the outfit your mother has planned to wear to your wedding.