party, n.Definitions

A Party is just a meeting.

A Party is never fun unless seasoned with folly.

A Party is just a meeting if there's no alcohol.

A Party is just a bunch of people in their 20s posing for a photo that nobody is taking.

A Party is best not given if you'll be the most interesting person there.

A Party is like a sausage machine, it grinds up all sorts of heads together into the same baloney.

A Party is never boring when regarded as field work in cultural anthropology.

A Party is a gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.