pipe, n.Definitions

The Pipe is what marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.

The Pipe is an important comfort — one may live without one's friend, but not without one's pipe

A Pipe is a pocket philosopher, a truer one than Socrates, for it never asks questions.

A Pipe is a device that pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with, they don't have time to get into mischief.

A Pipe is a little tube of mighty pow'r, a charmer of an idle hour, an object of one's warm desire.

A Pipe is a device that gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

A Pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.

The Pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.