pipe, n.All

A Pipe is a device that gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.

A Pipe is a little tube of mighty pow'r, a charmer of an idle hour, an object of one's warm desire.

The Pipe is an important comfort — one may live without one's friend, but not without one's pipe

A Pipe is a device that pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with, they don't have time to get into mischief.

The Pipe is what marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins.

A Pipe is the fountain of contemplation, the source of pleasure, the companion of the wise; and the man who smokes, thinks like a philosopher and acts like a Samaritan.

A Pipe is a pocket philosopher, a truer one than Socrates, for it never asks questions.

The Pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish; it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected.