poker

dad joke

is like a séance. You sit around a table holding hands, and one guy profits from everybody else’s loss.

Poker’s like a séance. You sit around a table holding hands, and one guy profits from everybody else’s loss.

is a game in which the best way to conceal one's hand is with their face.

In poker, the best way to conceal your hand is with your face.

is a game that makes many a poor player poorer.

is a matter of good judgment if you win, but bad luck if you lose.

Poker is a matter of good judgment if you win, but bad luck if you lose.

is a game where, if you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

Poker is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

Poker: the art of civilized bushwhacking.