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Poker is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.
Dad Joke.com
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs
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Poker is like a séance. You sit around a table holding hands, and one guy profits from everybody else’s loss.
Trivia.com
Warren G. Harding once lost the White House to China in a poker game
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Poker is a game where, if you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.
Trivia.com
poker has a lot of possibilities --- there are 2,598,960 possible hands in a 5 card poker game
One-Liner.com
My wife said she's going to leave me because of my obsession with pokerI think she's bluffing
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