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Poker is a matter of good judgment if you win, but bad luck if you lose.

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Poker is a game that makes many a poor player poorer.

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Poker is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you could find outside an advertising agency.

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Poker is a game in which the best way to conceal one's hand is with their face.

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Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs

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Poker is like a séance. You sit around a table holding hands, and one guy profits from everybody else’s loss.

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Warren G. Harding once lost the White House to China in a poker game

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Poker is a game where, if you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

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poker has a lot of possibilities --- there are 2,598,960 possible hands in a 5 card poker game

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My wife said she's going to leave me because of my obsession with pokerI think she's bluffing

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