A Potato is a battery you can eat.
The Potato is a tiny treasure chest filled with French fries.
A Potato is nothing but immature vodka.
The Potato is a vessel
The Potato is a delivery system for sour cream
The Potato is a giant carb posing as a vegetable
The Potato is a group of fries who never got a chance
The Potato is a vector for salt and grease.
Potato, all 70 cards.