potato, n.All

A Potato is a battery you can eat.

The Potato is a giant carb posing as a vegetable

The potato is the first vegetable to be grown in space

The Potato is a group of fries who never got a chance

The Potato is a vector for salt and grease.

The Potato is a delivery system for sour cream

The Potato is a tiny treasure chest filled with French fries.

The Potato is a vessel

A Potato is nothing but immature vodka.

Potatoes have more chromosomes than humans.

Potatoes are not caloric. You have to eat 11 pounds of potatoes to put on one pound of weight

a potato's nutrients are mostly in its skin