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A Psychologist is a person who pulls habits out of a rat

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Psychologist is a person who watches everyone else when a good looking girl comes into the room.

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A Psychologist is a person who encourages you to speak freely and then charges you for listening

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A Psychologist is a man who, when a good-looking girl enters the room, looks at everyone else.

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A Psychologist is someone to whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions your wife asks free of charge.

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The Psychologist is one who has been slanderously defined as a man who tells you what everybody knows in language nobody can understand.

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