psychologist, n.All

A Psychologist is a person who encourages you to speak freely and then charges you for listening

A Psychologist is a man who, when a beautiful girl enters the room, watches everybody else.

A Psychologist is a person who pulls habits out of a rat

Why can’t you hear a psychologist using the bathroom?Because the “p” is silent

The Psychologist is one who has been slanderously defined as a man who tells you what everybody knows in language nobody can understand.

A Psychologist is someone to whom you pay a lot of money to ask you questions your wife asks free of charge.

Psychologist is a person who watches everyone else when a good looking girl comes into the room.

Why did the math book go to the psychologist?because it had so many problems

A Psychologist is a man who, when a good-looking girl enters the room, looks at everyone else.

The Psychologist is a man who, when a beautiful girl walks into room, watches other men's reaction.