pumpkin pie, n.Definitions

A Pumpkin pie is white people sweet potato pie.

A Pumpkin pie is just a whipped cream delivery system

Pumpkin pie is baby food in a butter crust.

Pumpkin pie is doubtfully even made from pumpkin, as there's not enough sugar in the universe to make something that smells that shitty into a pie so sweet.

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.