pumpkin pie, n.All

Pumpkin pie is baby food in a butter crust.

Pumpkin pie is a living symbol of mediocrity. The best pumpkin pie you ever ate wasn't all that much different from the worst pumpkin pie you ever ate.

Pumpkin pie is doubtfully even made from pumpkin, as there's not enough sugar in the universe to make something that smells that shitty into a pie so sweet.

A Pumpkin pie is white people sweet potato pie.

A Pumpkin pie is just a whipped cream delivery system