red wine, n.Definitions

Red wine is like a woman in lingerie and high heels

Red wine is quaffing night itself

Red wine is painting in oils while white wine is watercolors.

Red wine is like sexy black heels. Goes with anything!

Red wine is like ketchup: it goes with everything.

Red wine is just embarrassed white wine.

Red wine is like kissing your lover while white wine is like kissing your sister

Red wine is like a liquified beefsteak while white wine looks and tastes like electricity.