red wine, n.All

Red wine drinkers are more likely to be introverts who love to travel and enjoy early mornings while White wine drinkers are more likely to be night owls and extroverts

Red wine is like sexy black heels. Goes with anything!

Red wine is painting in oils while white wine is watercolors.

Red wine is like a liquified beefsteak while white wine looks and tastes like electricity.

Ulysses S. Grant gargled red wine laced with cocaine to relieve pain from throat cancer

Red wine is quaffing night itself

Red wine is like a woman in lingerie and high heels

Red wine is just embarrassed white wine.

Red wine is like ketchup: it goes with everything.

Red wine is like kissing your lover while white wine is like kissing your sister

Vodka is more effective at reducing stress than red wine, according to a study published in the Journal of Psychopharmacology.