rum, n.Definitions

Rum is like the inlaws. take it in moderations

Rum is a fiery liquor that produces madness in total abstainers.

Rum is pirate milk

Rum is is a stuff that punches you all the way down the esophagus

Rum is that drink during the sipping of which the best ideas come.

Rum is like a woman; best enjoyed through slow and attentive appreciation of all her qualities.

Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective.

Rum is like a stripper. It's totally lying to you, manipulating you, & you'll feel shamed in the morning... yet you keep going back for more.