salary, n.Definitions

A Salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.

Salary is the bribe you accept in exchange for forgetting your dreams.

Salary is just a fancy was of saying "no paid overtime".

Salary is the amount of money you are underpaid.

A Salary is something you can’t bank on nowadays.

A Salary is a stipend, part of which is withheld biweekly, the balance returnable on Tax Deadline day

Salary is the money given to employees in return for work, the greater amount of the total of which is given to company chairmen and directors in return for keeping down said working employees.

Salary is a market value assigned to professionals as a function of their scarcity, their usefulness to employers and their ability to feign enthusiasm for their work.