saxophone, n.Definitions

The Saxophone is a jazz bagpipe.

The Saxophone is just an enchanted goose

The Saxophone is a giant sexy kazoo.

The Saxophone is just a trumpet with erectile dysfunction.

The Saxophone is an instrument which, when played, sounds like the word, 'Reckankreuzungsklankwekzeuge'.

The Saxophone is an instrument that no one should be allowed to play until he knows how.

The Saxophone is like a lawsuit: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Saxophone is an awful instrument--- it's hard not to wonder what it’s like for a rock ’n’ roll saxophonist before work. Knowing you’re going to go in there and just ruin everything.