saxophone, n.All

The Saxophone is a jazz bagpipe.

The saxophone was invented by Belgian Adolphe Sax in 1914.

What seafood dish do saxophone players eat?Blow-fish

The Saxophone is just a trumpet with erectile dysfunction.

The Saxophone is an instrument that no one should be allowed to play until he knows how.

The Saxophone is a giant sexy kazoo.

Saxophone is an awful instrument--- it's hard not to wonder what it’s like for a rock ’n’ roll saxophonist before work. Knowing you’re going to go in there and just ruin everything.

The Saxophone is an instrument which, when played, sounds like the word, 'Reckankreuzungsklankwekzeuge'.

I never let my children watch big-band performances on TVToo much sax and violins

The Saxophone is just an enchanted goose

The Saxophone is like a lawsuit: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.