seafood, n.Definitions

Seafood is the food poisoning lottery.

Seafood is butter with different textures.

Seafood is wet meat.

Seafood is no good at all except for salt-water taffy.

Seafood is delicious because it's already seasoned with salt.

Seafood is the vegetable of the meat world.

Seafood is a variety of giant insects that it is socially acceptable to eat because they're wet.