seafood, n.All

Seafood is wet meat.

Seafood is the vegetable of the meat world.

Why can't blind people eat fish?Because it's sea food

Seafood is delicious because it's already seasoned with salt.

Sea wolves on Vancouver Island can swim for miles and 90% of their diet is seafood.

Did you try out that new seafood restaurant?I’m hooked

Seafood is a variety of giant insects that it is socially acceptable to eat because they're wet.

What seafood dish do saxophone players eat?Blow-fish

Seafood is no good at all except for salt-water taffy.

Seafood is butter with different textures.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Seafood is the food poisoning lottery.