shoe, n.Definitions

A Shoe has a tongue but it is only capable of smelling.

A Shoe is a foot canoe

The Shoe is male, because it is usually unpolished with its tongue hanging out.

The Shoe is as important a purchase as a bed — if you're not in one you're in the other.

The Shoe is an article of clothing which, when new, tends to hurt, and it hurts even more when you have to buy them for the whole family.